Okay, so I’m writing this even if Halloween is approximately seven months away. But I do have an inkling that there will still be a large percentage of people who will be coerced to attend various Halloween parties throughout the holiday season and they will absolutely loathe spending even the minimum dollar for their costume.
But have no fear; here are some suggestions for last-minute Halloween costumes 2011 parties that you will have to see. And I promise you, most of these suggestions require the barest minimum effort on your part and the least strain to your pockets.
You can try dressing entirely in black. Coat your face with white (skin-safe) paint. Congratulations, you are now a mime. Alternatively, you can dress in an old white sheet. No, you are not a ghost. Paint a big yellow circle on the sheet, right at the stomach level. Get fake horns (you can make a pair or shell out less that a buck for plastic horns sold in Halloween shops) and a pitchfork from your garden. If anyone asks, tell them you are a deviled egg.
If you are rushing to get to the party on time, just stop by your bedroom and get a pillow and then stuff it under your shirt. What better way to become a pregnant male than on Halloween? You will surely be the laughing stock of your friends but at least you made the party more interesting, though it may not seem like a fitting costume for a Halloween event. Nevertheless, you are sure to attract attention the moment you enter the party venue.
